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It’s a flippopotamus

It's a flippopotamus
Take it easy, Prof…
Take it easy, Prof…
*cringes in Mitt Romney*
*cringes in Mitt Romney*
Winter is coming…
Winter is coming…
I would try anything to escape jail, also, bud.
I would try anything to escape jail, also, bud.
Bring back decorated doorknobs… IMO.
Bring back decorated doorknobs… IMO.
The Sass Of Christ
The Sass Of Christ
Thanks… still going to drink you, though.
Thanks… still going to drink you, though.
Pet the world.
Pet the world.
Life, as we know it.
Life, as we know it.
Y’all have no power here… – Your Highness, probably 👸
Y’all have no power here… – Your Highness, probably 👸
How piano notes reverberate through a bowl of water.
How piano notes reverberate through a bowl of water.
Chill, Judith.
Chill, Judith.
35 y/o me: orders scythe and moves to the prairies.
35 y/o me: orders scythe and moves to the prairies.
Words
Words
I wanted to believe… *dumps spoon*
I wanted to believe… *dumps spoon*
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
ROCKY%2C+ROAAAD%3F%21
ROCKY, ROAAAD?!
The+Austrians+know+how+to+stack+wood.
The Austrians know how to stack wood.
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
Join the conversation
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
Someone+back+at+HQ+celebrating.
Someone back at HQ celebrating.
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
Look+what+I+found%26%238230%3B
Look what I found…
Dave+plays+on+a+different+level%26%238230%3B
Dave plays on a different level…