Wasn’t expecting that one.

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

what i wish the button in the car would do

what competitive salary really means

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

keep it going!

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

so this is why British people hide their t’s

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world