Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
The Holocaust Museum in Berlin has a MAGA exhibit.
This guy is on to something
But… my bootstraps…
Never trust a chicken
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
You’re not wrong, Walter…
Eat Tostitos Constantly
In an alternate universe…
Tooth paste commercials make it look easy…
Yoga pants and a t-shirt…
If Voldemort had hair…
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This is not an acceptable answer!
It is not a good morning.
Fat Amy is not wrong.
McDonald’s menu items you may not know about.
According to Greek Mythology.