Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show

McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…

I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.

Faceswap’s for breakfast.

Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…

The Holocaust Museum in Berlin has a MAGA exhibit.

This guy is on to something

But… my bootstraps…

Never trust a chicken

Words.

Look Ron, Muggles love these things!

USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…

You’re not wrong, Walter…

Eat Tostitos Constantly

In an alternate universe…