slept through the apocalypse

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

and the cat never returned

the good times will come

generation hobbit

her back must be ruined

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

and now i’m one lego set richer

sorry to bother you

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

you’ve already used that password

the safest way to travel my ass

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

does anyone object?