slept through the apocalypse
he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch
and the cat never returned
the good times will come
her back must be ruined
what did you do jack?!?!?!?!
Apparently this is a new email scam going around
and now i’m one lego set richer
sorry to bother you
never tried haggis. never want to try haggis
you’ve already used that password
the safest way to travel my ass
does the gravy hot tub cost extra?
does anyone object?