My female coworkers didn’t appreciate me giving them a different perspective

No Santa for you! – the Santa nazi, probably.

Doesn’t matter, still burned the building.

When Americans say, A Guide.

I can’t even see you, brother…

*lite snipping*

The miserableness is unbearable.

*lite cronching*

Dukes up Mr. Feeny

The many mano purposes.

Divine knew, circa 1985.

The Purple [People Eater] Harlequin Toad

The pelotas on this guy…

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US military issued Mickey Mouse gas masks to kids because they were supposedly less scary. Supposedly…

The pasta spinach paradox is delicious, whichever way you look at it.

The best are yet to come, probably.