Don’t drink and Prime
You’re talking about me in Morse Code…
When the soul leaves the body.
Hell of a party.
Avocados are jerks…
If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
Box of Vodka from Romania
Cat, you had one job.
Emus vs. weasel ball.
Do you ever feel bugs, when there are no bugs?
My parents spanked me as a child.
How much did your parents love you?
The Future of Gaming
The color of pee.
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
The only logical thing to do when you’ve been caught picking your nose on national TV…
The Cop And The Postman
Loki being low-key
Join the conversation
Let’s talk more about this emo cow.
Life after Death?
Salary negotiating tips for women
I do this on the regular.
Spongebob is about communism
Looking at you Starbucks
I was born in 1981, but turned 55 in 1992.