I said you’re the good kind of fat!
beavers hate running water
was he wrong, though?
reading is magic
a plasma tv with free hbo
immortal scam artist finally caught
I was today’s years old
100 percent would still pet
just get to the recipe already!
are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?
and they all somehow survived
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
I never thought of it that way
what we need here is more water, obviously
Listten to the live album…
I didn’t think of that…
Good guy Bon Jovi.
Join the conversation
Batman vs Robin.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
Texting and driving.
Awesome bookstore is awesome.
I’m not ashamed of my body.
Giraffe in an alternate universe.
Goodnight, sweet prince.