I said you’re the good kind of fat!

I said you're the good kind of fat!

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

reading is magic

reading is magic

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously