I will never do drugs in my life.

I will never do drugs in my life.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

May the force of typography be with you.

May the force of typography be with you.

Life satisfaction over time.

Life satisfaction over time.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

I knew it!

Surprise spider attack!

Surprise spider attack!

If you were born in the 90s…

If you were born in the 90s…

I’m so ugly!

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

Wait. What?