Words

Words

I never step on the scale…

I never step on the scale…

Every week for me

Every week for me

He is everywhere.

He is everywhere.

So I’ve been using teapots incorrectly my whole life…

So I’ve been using teapots incorrectly my whole life…

Bill Gates is pretty amazing.

Bill Gates is pretty amazing.

Benedict Cabaggepatch.

Benedict Cabaggepatch.

Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter.

Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter.

Wheelchair freestyle.

Wheelchair freestyle.

On behalf of feminism.

On behalf of feminism.

Doctor and the Beast

Doctor and the Beast

Tweeting the situation in Ukraine.

Tweeting the situation in Ukraine.

Let’s make a panda.

Let’s make a panda.

For the real watch enthusiasts.

For the real watch enthusiasts.

One-planet graves litter the universe.

One-planet graves litter the universe.

Things I would wish upon my enemies.

Things I would wish upon my enemies.