The Purple Glossy Starling

The Purple Glossy Starling

welcome to jurassic park!

welcome to jurassic park!

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

egg-cellent

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

no context crab

no context crab

set your dvr!

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit

extremely concerned, as it were

extremely concerned, as it were

the suite life tried to teach us

the suite life tried to teach us

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

this should be interesting

this should be interesting

cry harder

and now he’s just committed to the bit

and now he’s just committed to the bit

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately