Are you smoking Sensei?

Are you smoking Sensei?

Never underestimate maternal instinct.

Never underestimate maternal instinct.

Waiting for the vaccine starter kit.

Waiting for the vaccine starter kit.

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

Running to stop the microwave with one second to go..

Birds aren’t even real.

Birds aren’t even real.

Worth a try, anyway.

Worth a try, anyway.

I only worship the blue eyed messiah, personally.

I only worship the blue eyed messiah, personally.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

You must always keep the goat afloat.

I would watch this movie.

I would watch this movie.

Oh no she di’in’t…

Oh no she di’in’t…

I would watch this show, also.

I would watch this show, also.

My bottom heart beats for you.

My bottom heart beats for you.

What’s the wurst that could happen?

What’s the wurst that could happen?

The Harvest Mouse

The Harvest Mouse

The many butts.

The many butts.

This is not ideal, for anyone.

This is not ideal, for anyone.