Best family photo ever
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
do they make this vest in adult human sizes?
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
oh no is an understatement
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU