Best family photo ever

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

oh no is an understatement

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU