I have decided…

you see, when two tectonic plates love each other very much

can you solve my riddles three?

in case you were confused

our pets have been taking care of us this whole time

do they still make solar strip calculators?

embrace the dark

collectible horseshoe crab

dinosaur disrespect

funny i can do the same thing

Thanksgiving memes both cynical and celebratory because we’re all eating our weight in turkey on thursday

even rats deserved to be cultured

this is accurate

chemistry can mean a lot of things

the puma prophecy

increasingly unsettling eggs