#jesuswashere

#jesuswashere

left with depression and cat gifs

left with depression and cat gifs

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

45 degrees of inner monologue

45 degrees of inner monologue

smells like genius… and melted wire

smells like genius… and melted wire

dying inside, glowing outside

dying inside, glowing outside

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

90% chance of flying bins

90% chance of flying bins

paranormal activity footage

paranormal activity footage

give me mars!

emotionally hungry, not physically

emotionally hungry, not physically

those legs? illegal in five countries

those legs? illegal in five countries

root cause? me. always me.

root cause? me. always me.

trust? no. truce? absolutely

trust? no. truce? absolutely

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

half human, half rotisserie chicken

half human, half rotisserie chicken