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You ruined my pickup line…

You ruined my pickup line...
let’s bring it back
let’s bring it back
just a love tap
just a love tap
let’s rage
let’s rage
only one way to find out
only one way to find out
humpty dumpty was actually a cannon
humpty dumpty was actually a cannon
happens all the time
happens all the time
nihilistic genius
nihilistic genius
i must have one
i must have one
no
no
don’t worry, it’s gonna pull through
don’t worry, it’s gonna pull through
but it’s your choice
but it’s your choice
when you gotta go
when you gotta go
i deserved it
i deserved it
raised on the finest charcuterie
raised on the finest charcuterie
he’s trying his best
he’s trying his best
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+getting+vaccinated+ASAP+as+possible.
Yeah I’ll be getting vaccinated ASAP as possible.
Join the conversation
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
She+baby+birds+me.
She baby birds me.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…

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