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Bad news, kids

Bad news, kids
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Dear tooth fairy…
Dear tooth fairy…
Do not Haaaaalp!
Do not Haaaaalp!
Mister Rogers deserves the blue ribbon.
Mister Rogers deserves the blue ribbon.
We should, sync up, if you know what I mean.
We should, sync up, if you know what I mean.
Looks like he’d rather a nice Chianti and fava beans…
Looks like he’d rather a nice Chianti and fava beans…
I’d rather a bouncy ball, thanks.
I’d rather a bouncy ball, thanks.
Get B E A N E D
Get B E A N E D
Miss answer the question.
Miss answer the question.
Never skip leg day.
Never skip leg day.
McCain was a POW longer than Trump was President. The more you know…
McCain was a POW longer than Trump was President. The more you know…
Fig. 11 is noteworthy.
Fig. 11 is noteworthy.
Becoming the goldfish.
Becoming the goldfish.
Joy is a histamine.
Joy is a histamine.
Just keep swimming, homie.
Just keep swimming, homie.
It’s an thought experiment.
It’s an thought experiment.
Genetic+perfection
Genetic perfection
As+we+go+into+this+holiday+season..
As we go into this holiday season..
We+Need+To+Talk
We Need To Talk
Grandma+got+bit+by+a+coyote
Grandma got bit by a coyote
Join the conversation
And+now+my+day+after+Thanksgiving+Day+diet+begins%26%238230%3B
And now my day after Thanksgiving Day diet begins…
I+love+the+aftereffect
I love the aftereffect
Cockroach+Cake
Cockroach Cake
Like%2C+whoa.
Like, whoa.
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+really+selling+yourself%26%238230%3B
You’re not really selling yourself…
Feast+my+doggo%2C+feast%21
Feast my doggo, feast!
Just+Einstein+in+fuzzy+slippers
Just Einstein in fuzzy slippers
I+used+to+work+retail.+The+apologies+meant+nothing+to+me.
I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.