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Who needs a relationship?

Who needs a relationship?
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
I… watched for a while.
I… watched for a while.
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
Creative light bulbs.
Creative light bulbs.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…