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Smothering children.

Smothering children.
I’ve decided to live on my own…
I’ve decided to live on my own…
Relationship advice.
Relationship advice.
Some brilliant inventions.
Some brilliant inventions.
Corgi Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe.
Corgi Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe.
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
Me talking about the Higgs Boson.
Rock on.
Rock on.
Everybody dance!
Everybody dance!
Spongebob! No!
Spongebob! No!
Oh flowers, you understand me.
Oh flowers, you understand me.
Define immature…
Define immature…
If guns don’t kill people…
If guns don’t kill people…
Officially creeped out.
Officially creeped out.
Alright… who farted?
Alright… who farted?
New books are awesome.
New books are awesome.
Best breakup ever.
Best breakup ever.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
He%26%238217%3Bs+the+king+of+the+world.
He’s the king of the world.
Join the conversation
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Interacting+with+strangers+at+88MPH
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH