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A little on the nose, I think

A little on the nose, I think
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
the things influencers will do for a picture…
the things influencers will do for a picture…
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
school’s shouldn’t police a kid’s at home learning environment
school’s shouldn’t police a kid’s at home learning environment
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
didn’t ask, but not upset
didn’t ask, but not upset
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
Words.
Words.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Join the conversation
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.