This is awkward…
Get to steppin’, earthling.
I’d rather be a luddite, thanks.
Legitimate relationship strategy.
The odds are not in your favor, generally.
Sip n’ shop…
Technology isn’t all bad, I suppose.
How dare you speak to Mr. Rock.
The cake is a lie!
Swans were free in most parks, circa 1950.
doot that thing!
The times, they do take a toll…
It knows when you are sleeping…
Bring your pup to work day didn’t go great.
Johnny get your gun…