Am I the only one?

No really, there are biological differences that need to be accounted fore…

A gaggle of banana’s…

This man is responsible for ensuring the safety and integrity of the US nuclear warhead arsenal…

I bet they’re holding hands..

They bag pool water temporarily during maintenance.

The original ICE

Meet the neighbors…

I’m surrounded by imbeciles… send help.

My father is Ted Cruz.

Maybe let’s not involve cats in our wars…?

The problem with pizza delivery…

Found the woman scorned…

The problem with kids, is…

We don’t talk much about the goose…

Book ’em, Doggo.