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I don’t know which is more badass’¦ the roof or the front door.

I don't know which is more badass'¦ the roof or the front door.
I’m not buying his scented candles
I’m not buying his scented candles
Patton Oswalt gives a TED Talk
Patton Oswalt gives a TED Talk
he attacc
he attacc
she might be righ
she might be righ
she’s beautiful
she’s beautiful
don’t be selfish, get vaccinated
don’t be selfish, get vaccinated
show him how it’s done
show him how it’s done
don’t let peta see this!
don’t let peta see this!
obviously yes
obviously yes
very rude, timmy!
very rude, timmy!
and now i’m hysterically crying at work
and now i’m hysterically crying at work
can’t deny the facts
can’t deny the facts
it came out of the lint trap
it came out of the lint trap
don’t try this at work
don’t try this at work
texas is also an option
texas is also an option