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Every single time.

Every single time.
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
everyone can use a hello kith
everyone can use a hello kith
this always mildly pleases me
this always mildly pleases me
as long as I can steal their fries…
as long as I can steal their fries…
add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too
add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too
can you check in the back
can you check in the back
i hope they’re proud of me
i hope they’re proud of me
idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good
idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
the most secure network on the planet
the most secure network on the planet
words carry a lot of coding…
words carry a lot of coding…
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
sometimes you have to be lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
Papi%2C+no.
Papi, no.
It%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+be+OK%2C+Ralphie.
It’s gonna be OK, Ralphie.
The+Karen+stalks+her+dough%26%238230%3B
The Karen stalks her dough…
Embrace+our+new+water+molecule+overlords%21
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
Join the conversation
Stay+clean+out+there.
Stay clean out there.
Some+of+you+aren%26%238217%3Bt+meant+to+leave+your+homes%26%238230%3B
Some of you aren’t meant to leave your homes…
Some+of+you+should+stay+in+doors.
Some of you should stay in doors.
Mysterious+ways%2C+et+cetera.
Mysterious ways, et cetera.
Spaghetti+stuffed+garlic+bread+is+as+lovely+as+fresh+baked+cardiac+arrest.
Spaghetti stuffed garlic bread is as lovely as fresh baked cardiac arrest.
We+should+give+him+his+own+TV+show%26%238230%3B
We should give him his own TV show…
Get+back+to+nature.
Get back to nature.
Danny+Trejo+is+an+example+to+us+all.
Danny Trejo is an example to us all.