Asking your boyfriend for femine items.

Movie magic.

I was bad and I feel bad.

Perspective is powerful.

Hermione and Hismione

OG meetup.

This kills the butter dog.

A proud English breakfast.

Umbrella’s are hard.

Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.

DO NOT TOOT THE THING

Looking delicious all slathered in jelly.

It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…

Rookie move Slagathor.

My hotel is run by lizard people.

Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through