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d’aww

d'aww
brain: “that info looked optional”
brain: “that info looked optional”
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
guess i’m moisturized for eternity now
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Roaring through the glass ceiling
Roaring through the glass ceiling
one “remember when?” away from chaos
one “remember when?” away from chaos
love language? citrus surgery
love language? citrus surgery
now love me from over there, thanks
now love me from over there, thanks
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
talent: under construction, batteries not included
talent: under construction, batteries not included
tweet me never, feather friend
tweet me never, feather friend
gently sobs in millennial
gently sobs in millennial
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
The+Interpreter
The Interpreter
How+to+peel+a+potato.
How to peel a potato.
Growing+up.
Growing up.
Interesting+priorities.
Interesting priorities.
Join the conversation
In+an+alternate+universe%26%238230%3B
In an alternate universe…
My+parents+spanked+me+as+a+child.
My parents spanked me as a child.
The+color+of+pee.
The color of pee.
So+sick+of+this+double+standard.
So sick of this double standard.
The+Disney+afternoon+lineup%2C+1990-1997
The Disney afternoon lineup, 1990-1997
Just+saying.
Just saying.
Why+people+are+bad+at+trivial+pursuit.
Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.
Multistory+waterfall.
Multistory waterfall.