Explaining the feels.

Jesus moves.

Be good to your gran.

When I dip you dip we dip.

United, should we be.

I approve of this body art.

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

Beware the oil baron.

It’s different, kid.

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

We never saw it coming…

Eat it and weep, loser

Photoshop for the celiac.

It fits.