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Teach your children well

Teach your children well
this always mildly pleases me
this always mildly pleases me
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
the most secure network on the planet
the most secure network on the planet
they don’t make them like they used to
they don’t make them like they used to
never tell me the odds…
never tell me the odds…
words carry a lot of coding…
words carry a lot of coding…
a true celebration of life
a true celebration of life
its all in how you market it
its all in how you market it
even pirates dug for their treasure
even pirates dug for their treasure
a wholesome troll
a wholesome troll
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
sometimes you have to be lazy
sometimes you have to be lazy
it’s so earie
it’s so earie
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
as long as I can steal their fries…
as long as I can steal their fries…
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Join the conversation
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth