Landing the job.

You Know Who.

You don’t have to out hustle the hustlers. Just sell more mailbox spam. #adsupportedusps

Working from home, properly.

Meet Mr. Trump’s council to reopen America.

Peace was always an option.

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And my vote!

Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Hagrid, naturally.

Sleep sweet, bad boi.

You ought not bully.

Oh the times, they are a changin’

Can you feel the howling?

debauchery at its worst.

Whomever said the sciences and religion don’t mix?