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I love you with all my boobs.

I love you with all my boobs.
Candice is good people.
Candice is good people.
Realizing you’re a hero of sorts.
Realizing you’re a hero of sorts.
No hiss, just boom.
No hiss, just boom.
Parenting can be difficult.
Parenting can be difficult.
Moms who meme properly
Moms who meme properly
Bee Sniffer Poetry
Bee Sniffer Poetry
Azurite looks alien
Azurite looks alien
As a Brit, I take issue with this…
As a Brit, I take issue with this…
Treat your chickens right.
Treat your chickens right.
My muse
My muse
Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…
Ask grandma about her extracurricular’s during college…
Golden carrots can be enchanted.
Golden carrots can be enchanted.
Really nailed it with the followup.
Really nailed it with the followup.
McDonalds chicken nugget 14 piece template
McDonalds chicken nugget 14 piece template
Grandma was running in high gear.
Grandma was running in high gear.
Trying+to+sleep
Trying to sleep
Genetics
Genetics
When+I+first+saw+Tom+Hanks
When I first saw Tom Hanks
To+find+the+car%2C+you+must+think+like+the+car.
To find the car, you must think like the car.
Join the conversation
My+broken+body
My broken body
Ah+crap.
Ah crap.
Sidescrollers
Sidescrollers
You+are+10x+more+likely+to+be+bitten+by+an+inhabitant+of+New+York+City+than+by+a+shark
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark
The+Nutella+equation
The Nutella equation
Purgatentiary.
Purgatentiary.
Ebola+may+be+gruesome+but+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+biggest+threat+to+Africa
Ebola may be gruesome but it’s not the biggest threat to Africa
The+two+states+of+every+programmer
The two states of every programmer