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So my 4-year-old has a cough and a request…

So my 4-year-old has a cough and a request...
Periods, right? …can I get an amen?
Periods, right? …can I get an amen?
I would watch lame movies with him…
I would watch lame movies with him…
That Stephan even has an audience explains a lot, actually.
That Stephan even has an audience explains a lot, actually.
I can’t interpret this beyond a desire for more malk…
I can’t interpret this beyond a desire for more malk…
I’m something of a collector…
I’m something of a collector…
When you’re a star they let you do it…
When you’re a star they let you do it…
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Release the loot!
Release the loot!
I CHOOSE YOUUUU
I CHOOSE YOUUUU
That wasn’t the question…
That wasn’t the question…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Hacker womans in distress…
Hacker womans in distress…
The pigeon’s lament.
The pigeon’s lament.
I’m something of an art dealer myself… – Joe Maldonado-Passage, probably.
I’m something of an art dealer myself… – Joe Maldonado-Passage, probably.
Practice safe squirreling…
Practice safe squirreling…
Froggo+can+get+it%2C+finally.
Froggo can get it, finally.
It+means+no+worries%2C+for+the+rest+of+your+liiiife.
It means no worries, for the rest of your liiiife.
A+Crab%26%238217%3Bs+life.
A Crab’s life.
Super+glue+is+to+be+used+sparingly.
Super glue is to be used sparingly.
Join the conversation
Can+we+not%2C+with+the+bottling%3F
Can we not, with the bottling?
Alternative+tropes.
Alternative tropes.
Praise+him
Praise him
Marbles+are+dangerous
Marbles are dangerous
Dating+Orcs%26%238230%3B
Dating Orcs…
40+tons+of+loose+fishing+nets+retrieved+from+the+Pacific+Ocean
40 tons of loose fishing nets retrieved from the Pacific Ocean
Mac+and+cheese+all+day%2C+please.
Mac and cheese all day, please.
Wow%2C+two+extra+snags%21+%23whaleslovethis
Wow, two extra snags! #whaleslovethis