Words.

Words.

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

if you were curious

if you were curious

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you