Secure your files.
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
You’ve just been extinguished.
When your algorithm bytes back.
At 20 degrees below zero snowflakes don’t melt on impact.
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Do not crossbreed pug.
Nothing fishy about this.
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
You are not fat.
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Batman values proper grammar.
I’ll Be Waiting
The Real Reason I Haven’t Switched To Ebooks
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Fishing on drugs…
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Phew! that was close…
Why?! You said you wouldn’t be back till TOMORROW!
The hostile environment of space
Pokemon GO is life
I’m not good on the phone…
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