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How miserable do I have to be?

How miserable do I have to be?
But it’s still on the list.
But it’s still on the list.
Valentine’s day is cancelled.
Valentine’s day is cancelled.
I’ll be my own Valentine…
I’ll be my own Valentine…
Teenager (noun).
Teenager (noun).
Neato!
Neato!
Flow chart of a cat lady.
Flow chart of a cat lady.
Shower = 27 minutes.
Shower = 27 minutes.
The worst.
The worst.
Pun!
Pun!
Most interesting cat in the world.
Most interesting cat in the world.
Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.
Reason why I don’t let my girlfriend play my Xbox.
Be my horcrush.
Be my horcrush.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns to women.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Poor-timing-Harry-Potter.
Just chopping onions…
Just chopping onions…
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
If+a+lobbyist+falls+in+the+woods%26%238230%3B
If a lobbyist falls in the woods…
Just+NYC+things%26%238230%3B
Just NYC things…
Join the conversation
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
1999+was+a+good+year+for+Google.
1999 was a good year for Google.
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
Someone+back+at+HQ+celebrating.
Someone back at HQ celebrating.
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!