Poo is not a joke kids.

Don't tempt me, because I will

Just jump

ALL the rivers in the United States

This guy.

Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

And People Says There Are No Straight Lines In Nature

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

My dad is so cheap…

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

She's pretty underrated

List of facts

Allergic to chocolate

Everyone’s a whore

Finnish is fun!

Rainy days