% Feeling Lucky? %

Fair question…

Fair question...
we need a movie about his life
we need a movie about his life
do i speak in times new roman?
do i speak in times new roman?
historically hip
historically hip
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post
sick burn
sick burn
if only he had stayed in space
if only he had stayed in space
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
do you ever feel like we’ve regressed as a society?
don’t mess with your elders
don’t mess with your elders
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
they love him so much!
they love him so much!
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
oh, there’s definitely a jacob
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time
stand back, I’m just doing my job
stand back, I’m just doing my job
live. learn. adapt. overcome
live. learn. adapt. overcome
if only he would
if only he would
radioactive+gamer+soda
radioactive gamer soda
walk+deep+into+the+woods+and+scream
walk deep into the woods and scream
sir%2C+this+is+a+wendys
sir, this is a wendys
angry+brain
angry brain
Join the conversation
let+stupidity+work+itself+out
let stupidity work itself out
that%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+a+union
that’s because we don’t have a union
playing+both+sides+of+the+border
playing both sides of the border
just+to+feel+anything
just to feel anything
i%26%238217%3Bve+made+a+few+mistakes%2C+okay
i’ve made a few mistakes, okay
bedside+water+is+the+best
bedside water is the best
remember+to+tip+your+bartender
remember to tip your bartender
move+over%2C+bezos
move over, bezos