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Promise it!

Promise it!
i’d still refuse to open the door
i’d still refuse to open the door
not with that attidtude
not with that attidtude
a good jedi never strikes first
a good jedi never strikes first
the beauty of the deep
the beauty of the deep
stomach teeth
stomach teeth
pom wonderfully fancy
pom wonderfully fancy
pee to play
pee to play
words that have never felt more true today
words that have never felt more true today
why???????
why???????
but look at that smile!
but look at that smile!
pointy hat or swipe left
pointy hat or swipe left
fun with homphones
fun with homphones
it’s argon
it’s argon
ready for adorable battle
ready for adorable battle
summoned a cat again
summoned a cat again
Where+you+should+pee+%5Bflowchart%5D
Where you should pee [flowchart]
Good+job%2C+everyone.
Good job, everyone.
Purgatentiary.
Purgatentiary.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+great+gambler.
I’m a great gambler.
Join the conversation
My+daughter%26%238217%3Bs+new+kitten+is+a+bit%26%238230%3Bspecial.
My daughter’s new kitten is a bit…special.
What%26%238217%3Bs+fat%3F
What’s fat?
The+two+states+of+every+programmer
The two states of every programmer
I+stands+for+an+imaginary+number
I stands for an imaginary number
To+find+the+car%2C+you+must+think+like+the+car.
To find the car, you must think like the car.
Every+government+press+conference+on+Ebola+so+far
Every government press conference on Ebola so far
This+will+be+my+new+way+to+say+hello
This will be my new way to say hello
Freaking+extroverts.
Freaking extroverts.