Why do all the women on Pinterest look like they found a penny
Human versus plant.
Well, yes, Barbara…
You aren’t eligible for that option.
We’re going to quarantine together for a bit…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes…
You’re an egg, Bruce.
Phamphlets for the people.
Let them irk.
Trust farts are a bad combo.
Fish Net Stalkings
One more trip around the moon…
The approximately 304 teeth of a Great White.
You’ve earned a spot of mischief…
The Moon if it were the same distance away as the ISS.
He would definitely where the bracelet. #WWJD