Yes mother…

Yes mother...

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

flying is like living in the wild west

flying is like living in the wild west

forever young

money on gandalf

money on gandalf

never letting go

never letting go

sea urchins love hats

sea urchins love hats

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

yes, please

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

flipping the pick up line script

flipping the pick up line script

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

purr-fect

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup