You’ll get there one day little buddy.

Most important meal of the afterlife

Powdered garbage

Perfect camouflage

What year is it?!

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Snail teeth

You don’t want this, girl.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Please do not actually kill people.

When your mom calls you pretty.

Maine Coon papa’s

Work smarter not harder.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.