Stephen Colbert And The First Lady

No eye contact.

All I think of when i see those “keep calm and…” posts.

When worlds collide.

No offense England…

Had these made after someone broke into my Prius to “save” my dogs.

So I guess I’m an Atheist now…

Dave Grohl everybody!

My bus driver looks like George R. R. Martin

Paleontology Cake

But every song’s like wood teeth, stamp act, movin’ to Virginia, bloodstains, shot gun tea in the harbor.

Law school building teaches students how to appear transparent.

DIY Invisible Book Shelf

Dinner Out.

How-to happy dog.

I should never be hypnotized…