Present Presents

Present Presents

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This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

birds aren’t real so it doesn’t matter anyway

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning

gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning