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This is what I want for Christmas Santa!

This is what I want for Christmas Santa!
Celebrate life as it happens.
Celebrate life as it happens.
Not your typical tourist.
Not your typical tourist.
Performance reviews are intimidating.
Performance reviews are intimidating.
Wounded in love.
Wounded in love.
…are you pouting right now?
…are you pouting right now?
Pucker up, bitches.
Pucker up, bitches.
beep boop you are poop
beep boop you are poop
Bone apple teat
Bone apple teat
Our Lorde Anubis on display.
Our Lorde Anubis on display.
Preach it from the hilltops.
Preach it from the hilltops.
Wow. Such courage.
Wow. Such courage.
Fun with masks.
Fun with masks.
I would watch this show.
I would watch this show.
I cry every time.
I cry every time.
Getting baked and making baked beans, basically.
Getting baked and making baked beans, basically.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Join the conversation
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Words.
Words.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…