Special snowflakes.

Special snowflakes.

I have social anxiety disorder.

I have social anxiety disorder.

Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

How do I unsee this?

How do I unsee this?

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

So, what’s your real name?

So, what’s your real name?

Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

WARR-E

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard