I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
Great musicians are.
Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.
Public service announcement.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
My favorite kind of vegetable.
Do not exit plane during flight.
How people see me playing…
How to troll your kids.
I’m a four letter word…
I MAED DIS.
Cats are jerks.
You wouldn’t understand.
My vote is Juan Hulio
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
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Highway team painting a special message on roads throughout the county of Shropshire, UK
Mate, the yellow line!
Danny Devito making pasta and drinking a nice Chianti.
Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.
LET’S DO THIS
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
Dad’s can’t help themselves.
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