The best story for me.

The best story for me.

beyond offensive

beyond offensive

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

the math adds up

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

ho ho homicide

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

it’s a bit extreme

it’s a bit extreme

did he do it?

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

Funny, that’s my rap name, too