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David Cross

David Cross
At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.
At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.
Bullets are the only side effect you will experience.
Bullets are the only side effect you will experience.
We are come from the Ents.
We are come from the Ents.
Boar Papi will provide.
Boar Papi will provide.
Baboon are not allowed to retire, apparently.
Baboon are not allowed to retire, apparently.
Neat, I was thinking about exporting some of your high quality H2O…
Neat, I was thinking about exporting some of your high quality H2O…
Reagan did it first?
Reagan did it first?
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Green is the colour of a good joke.
Green is the colour of a good joke.
You wouldn’t download a symphony…
You wouldn’t download a symphony…
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
You rang, Jan?
You rang, Jan?
Have we forgotten our OG trash bandit?
Have we forgotten our OG trash bandit?
The numbers never lie.
The numbers never lie.
A different perspective.
A different perspective.
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Join the conversation
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Poker+is+lit.
Poker is lit.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…