David Cross

David Cross

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

and birds would use all caps

and birds would use all caps

the amount of time i spent doing this

the amount of time i spent doing this

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

u wouldnt download a car

u wouldnt download a car

i’m feeling so called out rn

i’m feeling so called out rn

if you know, you know

if you know, you know

soon, my pretty, soon

soon, my pretty, soon

10 Images with Intimidating Auras

10 Images with Intimidating Auras

you never could have guessed this story

you never could have guessed this story

10 More Star Wars Memes to Save the Galaxy

10 More Star Wars Memes to Save the Galaxy

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!

might need to check the tunnel for natural gas

might need to check the tunnel for natural gas

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search