I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…
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He’s not allowed to bring toys inside, so he found the world’s tiniest stick to entice me into playing fetch…
Why not both
When you’d rather be a squib…
Cows go moo.
Can’t sit hee’ah.
OG Space cowboy.
Sharing the world has never been humanity’s defining attribute. – Prof. Charles Xavier
Just a bunch of kid grabbers making a scene. Nothing to see here…
Teachers can be war criminals…
PSA: Speak to your loved ones about the dangers of paying taxes with gift cards…
The modeling industry is a spectrum.
Wake up, Neo…
Bastions of the environment.
He’s something of an emotional support pup.
Gets me every year.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
Join the conversation
Diet Coke, plox.
America should really up their vending machine game…
The March is nigh…
OG trolling done correctly.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
Got dammit, Peter…
Lost in Translation