I don’t know a good alternative :/
Let me embrace you with my Noodly Appendage
Owner should make sure to close the bedroom door when he goes to sleep tonight
Burn it with fire.
What if humans were like…
How to stop Presidents from embarrassing themselves
RIP On Ice, Howard.
Secret Service agents refuse to leave Barbara Bush’s side until she is buried
This is the Unabomber’s cabin, stored in an FBI storage facility on an air force base in Sacramento.
Pretty strong insult game…
Comet surface conditions, captured by the Rosetta probe