I don’t know a good alternative :/

Let me embrace you with my Noodly Appendage

Pretty neat.

Owner should make sure to close the bedroom door when he goes to sleep tonight

Burn it with fire.

What if humans were like…

How to stop Presidents from embarrassing themselves

RIP On Ice, Howard.

Words

Secret Service agents refuse to leave Barbara Bush’s side until she is buried

Marketing prowess

This is the Unabomber’s cabin, stored in an FBI storage facility on an air force base in Sacramento.

Stress spinners.

Pretty strong insult game…

Comet surface conditions, captured by the Rosetta probe

Hairpin Hotel