For a good time, call…

For a good time, call...

Always look on the bright side of life.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

What is the inverse of man spreading?

What is the inverse of man spreading?

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.

Y’all need to calm down and start a new show.

Y’all need to calm down and start a new show.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Grandmother, stop.

Grandmother, stop.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.