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How to break down a door.

How to break down a door.
Dear USA
Dear USA
Sass level: Beatles
Sass level: Beatles
Spiders in an alternate universe
Spiders in an alternate universe
Difference between Canada and Britain
Difference between Canada and Britain
Cucumbers are very frightening
Cucumbers are very frightening
Welcome to preseason!
Welcome to preseason!
Africa Is Gigantic
Africa Is Gigantic
The hardest part of owning a cat
The hardest part of owning a cat
Uninvited
Uninvited
You can’t handle the truth!
You can’t handle the truth!
I Spent 4 Years in Janiting School
I Spent 4 Years in Janiting School
I made a map.
I made a map.
A divorcing couple in 1999 splitting up their Beanie Babies on the floor of the courtroom
A divorcing couple in 1999 splitting up their Beanie Babies on the floor of the courtroom
Dog Diary Vs. Cat Diary
Dog Diary Vs. Cat Diary
There for you
There for you
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
Would+under+an+electron+microscope.
Would under an electron microscope.
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes.+Some+simply+produce+the+capes.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
TIME+is+upping+their+cover+game.
TIME is upping their cover game.
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
A+girl+and+her+cat%2C+England%2C+WWII.%2C+circish+1940
A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940
Enjoy+the+rain.
Enjoy the rain.
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
LET%26%238217%3BS+DO+THIS
LET’S DO THIS
Public+library+for+whom%2C+now%3F
Public library for whom, now?
The+burden+of+wisdom.
The burden of wisdom.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+really+%5Bpersonal%5D+pan+out+for+him%2C+did+it%3F
That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?